Zell Miller ACTION ALERT
by RA
Sat Feb 14, 2004 at 12:08:27 AM PDT
During his floor speech endorsing a constitutional amendment "limiting marriage to between a man and woman", Senator Zell Miller spent a few minutes blasting the now infamous Super Bowl half-time show. His official on-record statement reads in part:
''I'm not talking just about an exposed mammary gland with a pull-tab attached to it...''
Mr. Miller has not clarified which part of a woman's breast he perceives as a "pull-tab" nor his proposed action when confronted with one but, clearly, your nipples may be in danger.
We urge you to exercise EXTREME CAUTION when in the vicinity of Senator Miller, particularly if you are a woman. Additionally, we advise both genders against nudity within 500 feet of Mr. Miller.
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